snorlaxatives:

waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep

image

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gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

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reylannister:

movies with modern-day settings and big name actors are so weird because they’re living in a world where that actor doesn’t exist.

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  • mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
  • me: that information is confidential

jeou:

have you ever been disappointed upon discovering whats for dinner

because i have

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casfucker:

finnickle-frackle:

mishas face.

JARED’S FACE

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breakingdads:

if you ever want to hear the gospel according to shrek, just open up your bible and read psalm

BODY ONCE TOLD ME

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itsfrenchthellama:

dazedwinter:

 


unshaped:

filling a bathtub with the substance, throwing the person you hate the most in the tub and throwing the ice cube in the tub right after …. it would be over



Nah, don’t just throw it in you gotta flick it dramatically over your shoulder without looking as you walk away, preferably with a darkly humorous one-liner.

"The cold never bothered me anyway"

itsfrenchthellama:

dazedwinter:

 

unshaped:

filling a bathtub with the substance, throwing the person you hate the most in the tub and throwing the ice cube in the tub right after …. it would be over

Nah, don’t just throw it in you gotta flick it dramatically over your shoulder without looking as you walk away, preferably with a darkly humorous one-liner.

"The cold never bothered me anyway"

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